The Nomadic Peoples of Velyke Pole is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Batja with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.693 billion Velykopoljane are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velykopoĺśk. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Velykopoĺśky economy, worth 99.2 trillion Kopijkas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,565 Kopijkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Velyke Pole's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tractor Worship.

Velyke Pole is ranked 39,855^th in the world and 2,289^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.